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Now That SimCity Has Curved Roads, It Also Can Have...
The city in the above image was created in the beta for the new SimCity and demonstrated that, as always, if gamers can draw some male genitalia into a game, they will. Really, they will. Previous...
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Okay, This Bread Really Looks Like Vaginas
The bread is pink. That's the color of cherry blossoms, and thus, spring in Japan. And the wrapper says the snack is "shaped like cherry blossoms." Seems innocuous enough, right? But take off the...
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Why Do People Love To Draw Dicks in Games? An Investigative Report.
On November 6, 2012 a profoundly simple game called Curiosity was officially launched on iPhones, inviting people to chisel away at a massive cube composed of millions of blocks. Players from around...
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NSFW: Tomb Raider Glitch Makes Lara Croft Look Practically Topless
Well, this is unfortunate: a glitch discovered by a Canadian player makes it look like Lara Croft's tank top has gone all see-through. The glitch was sent in by a person who goes by Recostar from...
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This “Adult 3D Racer” is Neither a Good Racing Game, Nor a Good Visual Novel
When I heard about Moero Downhill Night Blaze (and its recent Western release), it was described as a Japanese-made "adult 3D racer"—a description that sent my mind reeling. How do you make a game...
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Is This Photographic Proof That DmC's Dante Has No Man-Parts?
I've been enjoying DmC: Devil May Cry, Ninja Theory's reboot of Capcom's violent, venerable dude-juggling series. Evan likes it, too. I even like protagonist Dante's total makeover as a brown-haired,...
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A Penis-Powered Controller That Looks Familiar
Upcoming erotic game Custom Maid 3D will be bundled with a very special controller. It looks like the PS Move, but with a few key differences—one of which is you put dicks in it. Dubbed Ju-C Air, the...
View ArticleGame Of F**ks Is All The Swearing From Game Of Thrones, Together In One Video...
Just in time for the beginning of season three tonight, here's your highbrow Sunday evening content: a supercut of every nasty curse word whispered, spoken and screamed in the first two seasons of...
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It's Like Temple Run, But with Naked Chinese People and a Sex Doll
Apparently, these photos were recently taken in Beijing. However, it isn't known who this couple is or what the hell is going on. Well, save for the part about running naked in public with an...
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It's That Time of Year Again. Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks.
Every spring, like clockwork, the Kanamara Matsuri is held in Kawasaki, Japan. People flock to the Shinto fertility festival, which honors enormous phalluses like the one above. And no, it's not...
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Mass Effect's Hilarious, Unintended Subtitles
This article was originally published on June 6, 2012. We're bumping it up for Mass Effect week. Like almost every other game, Mass Effect 3 has official subtitles. But that's not what we're looking...
View ArticleThis Is Why Gym Leaders Shouldn't Give Away Pokémon Badges Willy-Nilly
The way it should work is, if the Pokémon trainer defeats the gym leader, the trainer gets a badge. None of that touchy-feely "you get a badge because you proved your kindness" crap, like in this NSFW...
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This Is How You Use Video Games To Sell Men's Lingerie
This weekend, Buzzfeed published an article about Homme Mystere—a lingerie line for men. Homme Mystere offers all sorts of things, from thongs, to bras (bros?) and everything in between. And judging...
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The Hero of His Game is NSFW. The Enemies, Too.
E-mail I received last night, referencing this article: Subject line: Dicks in Games Hello, I was in the process of finishing up an Android based game when you wrote the article about dicks in games...
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An Iron Man 3 Poster You Will Never Forget
In Taiwan, Iron Man 3 isn't the only super hero movie debuting this spring. There's another one. HK: Hentai Kamen is opening soon in Taiwan. This is why, according to Wow! News, internet users in...
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Some Jerks Made a Completely Tasteless Boston Marathon Video Game
It’s become the worst kind of video game cliché: Some horrible crime gets committed and a group of fools somewhere hacks out a playable turd designed to get people clutching their pearls or snickering...
View ArticleDestroy Your Childhood Memories of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Obliterate what you once thought of the Ninja Turtles by watching this gross, NSFW exploration of what 'scientifically accurate Ninja Turtles' would be like. Truly, Animation Domination High Def has a...
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FYI: Butts Are Off-limits in Nintendo Games, But Penises Aren't
I've been playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf lately, in preparation for a review next month. One of the staple features in the Animal Crossing franchise is a store run by a fox. The store sells rare...
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In celebration of Surgeon Simulator 2013 and the indie sensation that it has...
In celebration of Surgeon Simulator 2013 and the indie sensation that it has become: the most disgusting cake you have ever wanted to eat. Mmmm disgustlicious. Uncensored image follows. (Surgeon...
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A Real Man Knows How to Turn on the N64 and Push Its Buttons (NSFW)
Well, now. This .gif series gets a big ole George Takei "Oh my ..." It's just someone doing suggestive things to a Nintendo 64 controller, is that NSFW? Well, yeah, because I'd probably get arrested...
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