NSFW: The PS3's New Wonderbook May Have Adult Uses After All
Sony's Wonderbook copped laughs at E3 because it's for kids, and grown-up gamers on the internet simply can't abide that. But just when you thought the fancy book-and-wand set was only of use for wee...
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If Cats Watched Porn, I Guess They'd Watch This
Cats and porn. These are two of the biggest juggernauts on the internet. And a Japanese company called Soft On Nyanko has figured out how to bring them together, like never before. The Soft On Nyanko...
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A Hug Pillow Designed Especially for Dudes to, Um, Yeah
In Japanese, they're called "dakimakura" (抱き枕). In English, they're "hug pillows". In short, hugging them while you sleep can either given a greater sense of security or even help with back problems....
View ArticleThe Nasty Jokes Hitman: Absolution Didn't Have To Make
Hitman: Absolution is a game that requires a lot of sneaking around, and like most sneaking games, you'll find yourself regularly incapacitating guards and stashing their bodies. Every time you stash...
View ArticleThis Jacked-Up Video Game Murder Scene Would Never Fly Today
Don't ask me why I wound up googling this cutscene from Phantasmagoria over the weekend, but I did, and I watched it, and good lord. It's even worse than I remembered! Go ahead and watch it. (Viewer...
View ArticleA Woman Sexually Harassing a... Japanese Radish
Via sister site Kotaku Japan (um, thanks?) comes this video of "Sekuhara Interface", which is fancy software that allows you to pleasure daikon. "Sekuhara" is Japanese for "sexual harassment". And no,...
View ArticleThis NSFW Wii U Commercial Is Certainly Not from Nintendo
It's a parody. With edited porn imagery. Yesterday, this faux commercial appeared on Japanese video site NicoNico Douga, and since then, the clip has been spreading around Japanese cyberspace. This...
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Welcome To The Best Of Craigslist Crazies. You'll Need Your D&D Books And...
Some Craigslist ads sound too awesome or crazy to be true. That's where the 'Best Of' page comes in: a Craigslist reader-nominated compilation of the best ads on Craigslist. Craigslist is already...
View ArticleSee How a Karaoke Bug Made Sleeping Dogs Hilariously Unplayable for One Guy
Some glitches are annoying. Some are downright infuriating. Still, they can (and do!) serve as the foundations of hilarious internet videos. The one above is a prime example—all YouTube user Cr1TiKaL...
View ArticleThis South Park-Themed Trials Course Ends With You Stuck In a Cow's Rear End
(NSFW language in the above video) You kill Kenny six times in this South Park tribute track created by "Mange Moi el Q," released on Sunday, and found by the Achievement Hunter gang at Rooster Teeth....
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Ever Seen A PS3 Controller Sticking Out Of Someone's Eye Socket? Now You Have.
Seriously, I hope you were prepared for OxBloodrayne1989xO's gross (in a good way) makeup skills. This is certainly rage quitting at its worst. Violent Gaming [deviantART via Obvious Winner]
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Perhaps the Worst English Translations of 2013 (Or the Best?)
Living in Asia, you get used to mangled English. It stops being a source of amusement, and you can feel empathy for those trying to express something in another language. Then, every once in a while,...
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Difficult Video Games Are Like a Certain Kind of Sex
It's possible that my first sexual relationship began just like yours. I met someone cute and we started talking on instant messenger, where we exchanged an embarrassing number of kissy face...
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Japanese Xbox Users Made a Miiverse Clone. Yep, It's Covered in Dicks.
Dicks, why does it always have to be dicks? Before the Wii U's user forum, dubbed the Miiverse, launched, I said that it would be a dick drawing inferno. Little did I know that Japanese Xbox users...
View ArticleThis Scottish Far Cry 3 Video Review Is The Funniest Thing Ever (If You Can...
I am in tears. I'm shedding actual tears here. Actual tears of laughter. Bear in mind that I'm Scottish and this is how I speak when I go home and I don't have to worry about people understanding what...
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Blame Japan's Perverted Superhero for This Panty Insanity
Hentai Kamen, "the abnormal super hero", is getting his own movie. The flick was teased last fall, and a live-action film called HK is slated for an April release in Japan. This post has content some...
View ArticleA Superhero Movie Unlike Anything You've Ever Seen
Bare man ass. Panty mask. Spinning crotch attacks. WTF? The newly released trailer for HK is really unlike any other superhero movie you'll ever see. Scratch that, it's like anything you'll see. Ever....
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This Week's Pokémon Was Unexpectedly Sexy
Tonight, like every Thursday night in Japan, the Pokémon anime was broadcast across the country. This week, however, there was apparently some (accidental?) sexy time captured in this GIF and uploaded...
View ArticleJapanese Site Compares Ridiculous Video Game Breasts to Real Breasts
Instead of just complaining about how ridiculous the digital breasts are in Vita hit game Senran Kagura Shinovi Versus, Japanese site Rocket News decided to compare them to real breasts. Eh... This...
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This Isn't Just a Plastic Model, It's Also a Sex Toy
When you think of plastic models, you probably think about cutting out parts from those leftover frames (called "sprues"). Painting said parts. Then, putting the kit together to make a robot, a car, or...
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