Sexy. Screwed up. Strange. Outrageous. We here at Kotaku deal with topics befitting all those words. We dealt with them this year, too. So grab your laptops and find a dark corner, folks, 'cause we're dealing with some of the naughtiest and nastiest stuff 2013 had to offer.
If you've got a spare $450,000 lying around, and a penchant for ancient internet jokes, you could be the proud owner of Lemonparty's still active, still-NSFW domain.
YouTuber Frank Howley shows us why having an anime figure as a waifu maybe isn't worth it. All that stress. All those possible accidents. Even if it's Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion, just say no!
The Pokémon in digital artist Michelle Zhu's paintings are so cool and relaxed, that I would just leave them to themselves and wouldn't try to catch them at all. This one above is a special mixture of Pikachu and Koffing, and he's having a great time.
What happens when you don't get a beta alpha key for Titanfall? Well, you pack a lipper, grab the camera and go to YouTube to sound your barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world. (Audio definitely NSFW. Use headphones.)
As far as infamous manga (and meme!) characters go, they don't get any more infamous than the Yaranaika Guy. And this weekend, he got his own cafe. For one day.
In Attack on Titan, humanity is on the verge of extinction brought upon by giant naked humanoids called Titans. Well in Jinan, in North China's Shandong province, the cartoon world may be merging with the real world according to recent sightings of giant, naked butthas.
A lot of the most interesting applications of VR have less to do with gaming, and more to do with perceptions of self
Starbound is actually barely discussed in this one. Not that it matters. It's utterly brilliant either way.
Last week, porn star Christy Mack announced a competition for the ages: whoever built her "the coolest LEGO creation" to put in her house won a prize. And that prize was a blowjob.
With February 14th around the corner, many of us are thinking about what to do for our loved ones. Cards are always an option...but you might not wanna send any with Pornhub comments on them.
So rap legend-turned TV star Ice-T recently turned up for an audiobook gig, without being told what the book actually was. "They didn't tell me this was a motherfuckin' Dungeons & Dragons book".
Ask anyone who's ever seen an adult movie in Japan. Or, at least, anyone who has ever spent some time on the internet. More than likely, they'll know this swimming pool.
Last week, an image from a 1528 manuscript referencing an Abbot went viral
Miss GTA V's Trevor yet? Well, the character's voice actor, Steven Ogg, had a guest appearance last night in a new show called Broad City. He played a psycho locksmith, and while it's not as mental as Trevor's usual antics (he'd have set the door on fire), it's hard not to see the similarities.
After his comments about recording a D&D audiobook
One year ago, a man's wife challenged him to draw a penis on their whiteboard every day. The result? Pure magic.
