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See How a Karaoke Bug Made Sleeping Dogs Hilariously Unplayable for One Guy

January 10, 2013, 8:00 am
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Some glitches are annoying. Some are downright infuriating. Still, they can (and do!) serve as the foundations of hilarious internet videos. More »
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This “Adult 3D Racer” is Neither a Good Racing Game, Nor a Good Visual Novel

January 11, 2013, 3:00 am
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When I heard about Moero Downhill Night Blaze (and its recent Western release), it was described as a Japanese-made "adult 3D racer"—a description that sent my mind reeling. How do you make a game that is both a porn game and a racing game? My mind came up with more than a few "interesting" theories, but I knew that I just had to play it to know for sure. Unfortunately, the finished product was nowhere near what I imagined. Instead, Moero Downhill Night Blaze is a game that fails at being both an adult visual novel and a racing game. More »
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Is This Photographic Proof That DmC's Dante Has No Man-Parts?

January 14, 2013, 6:00 pm
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This South Park-Themed Trials Course Ends With You Stuck In a Cow's Rear End

January 23, 2013, 8:00 am
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Ever Seen A PS3 Controller Sticking Out Of Someone's Eye Socket? Now You Have.

January 28, 2013, 8:15 am
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Perhaps the Worst English Translations of 2013 (Or the Best?)

February 4, 2013, 4:20 am
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Living in Asia, you get used to mangled English. It stops being a source of amusement, and you can feel empathy for those trying to express something in another language. Then, every once in a while, you see something that makes you stop and go what. The. Fuck. Today, literally. More »
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Difficult Video Games Are Like a Certain Kind of Sex

February 4, 2013, 5:00 pm
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It's possible that my first sexual relationship began just like yours. I met someone cute and we started talking on instant messenger, where we exchanged an embarrassing number of kissy face emoticons. We held hands at the high school football game, followed by a fumbling attempt at making out underneath the bleachers. More »
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Japanese Xbox Users Made a Miiverse Clone. Yep, It's Covered in Dicks.

February 7, 2013, 1:30 am
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Dicks, why does it always have to be dicks? Before the Wii U's user forum, dubbed the Miiverse, launched, I said that it would be a dick drawing inferno. Little did I know that Japanese Xbox users would launch their own Miiverse clone. More »
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A Penis-Powered Controller That Looks Familiar

February 8, 2013, 2:30 am
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Upcoming erotic game Custom Maid 3D will be bundled with a very special controller. It looks like the PS Move, but with a few key differences—one of which is you put dicks in it. More »
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This Scottish Far Cry 3 Video Review Is The Funniest Thing Ever (If You Can Understand It)

February 12, 2013, 11:00 pm
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I am in tears. I'm shedding actual tears here. Actual tears of laughter. Bear in mind that I'm Scottish and this is how I speak when I go home and I don't have to worry about people understanding what I say. Underneath this genuinely incisive review is some of the best Scottish patter I've heard in years. I'm pissing myself just thinking about it. You have to watch this but, be warned, it's not exactly… PC. More »
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Blame Japan's Perverted Superhero for This Panty Insanity

February 13, 2013, 1:30 am
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Hentai Kamen, "the abnormal super hero", is getting his own movie. The flick was teased last fall, and a live-action film called HK is slated for an April release in Japan. More »
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A Superhero Movie Unlike Anything You've Ever Seen

February 14, 2013, 1:30 am
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Bare man ass. Panty mask. Spinning crotch attacks. WTF? The newly released trailer for HK is really unlike any other superhero movie you'll ever see. Scratch that, it's like anything you'll see. Ever. More »
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This Week's Pokémon Was Unexpectedly Sexy

February 14, 2013, 4:20 am
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Tonight, like every Thursday night in Japan, the Pokémon anime was broadcast across the country. This week, however, there was apparently some (accidental?) sexy time captured in this GIF and uploaded to 2ch for internet infamy. Gotta screw 'em all! More »
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Japanese Site Compares Ridiculous Video Game Breasts to Real Breasts

March 6, 2013, 3:30 am
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Instead of just complaining about how ridiculous the digital breasts are in Vita hit game Senran Kagura Shinovi Versus, Japanese site Rocket News decided to compare them to real breasts. Eh... More »
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This Isn't Just a Plastic Model, It's Also a Sex Toy

March 8, 2013, 4:50 am
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When you think of plastic models, you probably think about cutting out parts from those leftover frames (called "sprues"). Painting said parts. Then, putting the kit together to make a robot, a car, or an airplane. You probably do not think of sex toys. More »
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Now That SimCity Has Curved Roads, It Also Can Have...

March 8, 2013, 9:30 am
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The city in the above image was created in the beta for the new SimCity and demonstrated that, as always, if gamers can draw some male genitalia into a game, they will. Really, they will. More »
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Okay, This Bread Really Looks Like Vaginas

March 13, 2013, 3:00 am
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The bread is pink. That's the color of cherry blossoms, and thus, spring in Japan. And the wrapper says the snack is "shaped like cherry blossoms." Seems innocuous enough, right? More »
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Why Do People Love To Draw Dicks in Games? An Investigative Report.

March 21, 2013, 9:00 am
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On November 6, 2012 a profoundly simple game called Curiosity was officially launched on iPhones, inviting people to chisel away at a massive cube composed of millions of blocks. More »
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NSFW: Tomb Raider Glitch Makes Lara Croft Look Practically Topless

March 22, 2013, 6:40 am
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Well, this is unfortunate: a glitch discovered by a Canadian player makes it look like Lara Croft's tank top has gone all see-through. More »
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Lollipop Chainsaw Turned into a Japanese Porno

November 10, 2012, 12:30 am
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You know the rule: If it exists, there's a porn of it. Well, video game Lollipop Chainsaw exists (we have the review to prove it). And now there is the inevitable adult video version of it.

Slated to be released next week, the movie is called Tia's Geek Cosplay FUCK! (ティアのヲタコスのFUCK!), and it comes per request of Tia's fans, apparently. Tia even dresses up in the various, special outfits Lollipop Chainsaw offered.

These folks not only know their video games, but their correct eff word usage!

Of course, there's more than dressing up. This is hardcore pornography, with erect penises and a naked lady, wielding a chainsaw. What possibly could go wrong?

ティアのヲタコスのFUCK! [NSFW E-Body via オレ的]

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